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Yngvi ([personal profile] filthydipper) wrote2018-12-31 05:47 pm
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[ At some point, handed off in passing or left at Yngvi's door: a stack of three obscure old books by nobodies from nowhere. None of them is, exactly, a traditional romance novel featuring a leading dwarf. But two of them are a pair of adventures where the narrator is clearly very horny for her dwarven hero and keeps writing in very loving and unnecessary detail about water dripping off his beard and down his torso in the middle of several different rainy fight sequences. The third is a book of poetry that never specifically names the target of its worshipful sonnets as a dwarf, but that is at least the popular interpretation of the many comparisons to small things and mentions of rocks. ]

M. Inagutterson,

You were right. Romance novels with dwarves are impossible. But I thought I would pass along what I did find. Now if we lose the war because I spent all of these hours digging through bookstalls instead of writing to merchants, it will not be entirely in vane.

I did not read them. If they are terible, let me know, and we can throw them into the sea.

Bastien


[ For the record, the spelling errors are IC. And the handwriting is, like, legible with context, but it might require some squinting. ]